THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE TWO BIMBOTICALLY RETARDED WHYTHEFACE-CREATURES.

I know, EPIC RIGHT?

Reinforces the bimbo part ahaha!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPPYYY BELATED BERFDAY MARIANNE! (Y) You should know that this was a stalled post because we were busy planning your surprise KAY! :P And FINALLY we got her. AHAHA
Marianne, you should know, your reaction was priceless. YOU SCREAMED A LITTLE!

AHAHA

I'm going to be semi-mushy/corny here so guys, look away. Marianne, look 'cause i'm gonna quiz you on it.
Thank you for being there for me since Std i-dunno-what. I'm so sorry for not knowing you existed in Std 1 (AHAHAHA) but thanks for introducing me to the anime world. And also the fashion world, which you probably didn't know. I wanted to dress nicer cos you did ;P Or else i'd be stuck in my t-shirt and jeans.

Oh gosh jeans. They're such a burden now. ): I BET YOU AGREE WITH ME.

Okay this is getting random. Let's see, you're my first in a lot of things! (Sorry la, no way not to make this sound wrong :P) My first roller-coaster ride was with you (though it was a tame one xD). Also my first trip out of KL with a friend was with you! And also my first ever INDEPENDENT SHOPPING TRIP. Yes, you should be congratulating yourself now.

And also remember the time when you me and yen ling were top 3? Random memory :D
Also you were my first when we were at the LRT and you *cough* puked. LOL Very unique memory. Yes, i'm never going to let it go. 

We've also had lots of awesome nicknames for ourselves (even if i do say so myself). There was R&B. Retard & Bimbo. Oh gosh, we so pawn Beyonce in being R&B. 
Okay, lame joke BUT ANYWAY. OH YES AND FOREVER FOL-SOMETHINGSOMETHING-BUDDIES. I give you permission to hit me for not remembering T^T

AH YES. And countless sleepovers, either watching random shows or finishing up last minute projects. And sitting next to each other in Form 3. While resisting the urge to skin Kok Kim Chuan and Terence. AHAHA
We have loads of memories la kay. And i don't have to stress how close a friend you are to me, i mean you even know my bra size.

That's serious kay. 

You know you love me.

So just so you know, i'll be glomping onto you for some decades la. But putting that aside, thank you for always listening to me rant. Thank you for trusting me :D Thank you for believing in me (i know you lubbu lubbu me) when i don't myself. Thank you for being supportive. Thank you for not hugging me but letting me hug you (sometimes. we really need to do that more often ): )
Thank you for being mistaken as a lesbian along with me due to our closeness and not *kinda* mind. (i know you don't mind la pssh *WINKS*)
Thank you for understanding and always helping me out 100%. Thank you for the memories 'cause seriously 50-60% of my awesomely funny/interesting/unique/WHYTHEFACE memories involve you.
Thank you for the toilet moments. EHEHEHE. And also thank you for tolerating ME. :D

And thank you for being you and being strong. Because you indirectly tell me that i can be myself too, and who gives two shakes about what others think. And that i can be strong for myself too, which i know you are.  We didn't all look up to you for no reason. Just so you know, the past tense is thanks to your HARD-HITTING palm la you know. WHAT YOU EAT ONE. One hit to the thigh and it feels like kena whipped like that. Though, should i have an EX-boyfriend, (cough coughs) you know what to do :P

You might not know it, and i might not know it sometimes but you're quite embedded into my life and i've become in some ways a better person thanks to you ;) Sorry la, so corny and stuff. Are you crying yet?
No matter what you think, i think you out of all of us deserve the best in a lot of things. And I sincerely, really believe that despite whatever happens now, things are going to straighten out for you and your life's going to be smelling way better than ours. 
I don't say it often, but i really find you very hardworking, how you persevere. I know you're going to deny it but please just say THANK YOU then fan yourself and flutter your eyelids like how i do. ;)It sounds stalkerish la but sometimes when i want to give up studying late in the night, i think of how hard you work and how many nights you endure to study and WOOH i'm fired up again. Yeah i know, that can be translated as kiasu also but EI. AM I THAT KIND OF GIRL!? (don't answer that)

Only for you la okay, i'm unveiling ZE FRINGE again. REMEMBER THIS!? I remember the cheesy pizza

And sorrylah, but i'm not thankful that you're probably going to get married before me okay. I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE 27 CATS AND LIVE ALONE. You know why? Because i'm going to be the third wheel and crash at your future house with your future husband. :D

And just so you know AGAIN :P Remember the whole "Your good friend bails you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting right there next to you saying "Damn we messed up" "? Everytime i think of this situation, your ass will always be sitting next to me. No joke. We're KYOKO AND MOKO okay. Don't play play :D 

This is starting to sound a bit like a confession letter. Ah well, we can be 'lesbians' again i guess ;D COME TO SCHOOL CAN ANOT!? Everyone asking me where're you and how're you and my thigh feels too comfortable without the constant abuse. 

Same place, different year, and we scared the shit out of you ;) hahaha Best accomplishment EVER.

But seriously though, love you :D But not as much as my future blonde-blue-eyed hot angmoh boyfriend. Or Colin Morgan. (COUGH)